Cubicle Rant : Episode A.S.A.P

1st Boss: I want this A.S.A.P!

Colleague: This need to be submit A.S.A.P!

Client: Can you sent the report A.S.A.P?

Another Client:  Need the hard-copy  A.S.A.P!

2nd Boss: This invoice need to be settled A.S.A.P!

Another Colleague: Help me. Give me the info A.S.A.P!

Contractor: Can you sent me the data A.S.A.P?

My aunt: Return my call A.S.A.P!

My friend: Call me back A.S.A.P!

A.S.A.P! A.S.A.P!A.S.A.P!

Me: Dah nak naik berASAP!